Fiend of the Seven Sewers
Published by Simon & Schuster
Welcome to the Nothing to See Here Hotel! Book your stay now for this fabulously funny series full of mayhem, monsters, and more than a little bit of magic.
Life is never dull for Frankie Banister and the weird and wonderful guests of the Nothing to See Here Hotel—the no.1 holiday destination for magicals! But when Frankie is kidnapped and dragged off to a secret cistern-city deep in the dookiest depths of the sewers, things get a whole lot weirder!
What has Frankie done to offend the mysterious “Boss?” Is he doomed to spend the rest of his life griping in the piping? Will he ever escape the dark and disgusterous dungeons? And what exactly is the gut-gurglingly named Poodly-Pipe?
One thing’s for sure, Frankie is going to have to outwit old enemies and rely on new friends if he ever wants to see his HONKHUMPTIOUS home again . . .
Praise for The Nothing to See Here Hotel series
“This book is so good you won’t blunking believe it!” —Tom Fletcher, bestselling author of The Dinosaur That Pooped the Bed
“Hilariously funny and inventive, and I love the extraordinary creatures and the one thirty-sixth troll protagonist.” —Cressida Cowell, bestselling author of How to Train Your Dragon
“A rip-roaring, swashbuckling, amazerous magical adventure. Comedy Gold.” —Francesca Simon, award-winning author of Horrid Henry
“This hotel gets five stars from me.” —Liz Pichon, bestselling author of the Tom Gates series
“A splundishly swashbungling tale of trolls, goblins and other bonejangling creatures. Put on your wellies and plunge into the strangest hotel you will ever encounter . . . Wonderfully, disgustingly funny.” —Jeremy Strong, award-winning author of Bungleman
Life is never dull for Frankie Banister and the weird and wonderful guests of the Nothing to See Here Hotel—the no.1 holiday destination for magicals! But when Frankie is kidnapped and dragged off to a secret cistern-city deep in the dookiest depths of the sewers, things get a whole lot weirder!
What has Frankie done to offend the mysterious “Boss?” Is he doomed to spend the rest of his life griping in the piping? Will he ever escape the dark and disgusterous dungeons? And what exactly is the gut-gurglingly named Poodly-Pipe?
One thing’s for sure, Frankie is going to have to outwit old enemies and rely on new friends if he ever wants to see his HONKHUMPTIOUS home again . . .
Praise for The Nothing to See Here Hotel series
“This book is so good you won’t blunking believe it!” —Tom Fletcher, bestselling author of The Dinosaur That Pooped the Bed
“Hilariously funny and inventive, and I love the extraordinary creatures and the one thirty-sixth troll protagonist.” —Cressida Cowell, bestselling author of How to Train Your Dragon
“A rip-roaring, swashbuckling, amazerous magical adventure. Comedy Gold.” —Francesca Simon, award-winning author of Horrid Henry
“This hotel gets five stars from me.” —Liz Pichon, bestselling author of the Tom Gates series
“A splundishly swashbungling tale of trolls, goblins and other bonejangling creatures. Put on your wellies and plunge into the strangest hotel you will ever encounter . . . Wonderfully, disgustingly funny.” —Jeremy Strong, award-winning author of Bungleman
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