<div><B>A hilarious story of overly helpful aliens and a WWII alternate history tale from the Hugo Award&ndash;winning author of <I>When Gravity Falls</I>.</B><BR /><BR /> These two short stories serve as a wonderful glimpse into the mind of multiple Hugo and Nebula Award nominee George Alec Effinger, a singular talent in the world of SF.<BR /><BR /> In <I>The Aliens Who Knew, I Mean, Everything</I>, benevolent aliens have arrived on Earth, sharing their knowledge but also their annoying, overbearing opinions about every little thing. <I>Target: Berlin!</I> offers an absurdist ride through an alternate version of World War II, in which Effinger has reshaped the aerial campaigns into battles by car.</div>

The Aliens Who Knew, I Mean, Everything and Target: Berlin!

<div>Far into the future, Hartstein&#39;s graduation present from his grandparents was a wonderful trip&hellip;into the past. He had a long future in the doughnut industry to look forward to but this trip was the icing on the cake. It had been a long time since that first experiment in time travel was successfully pulled off, although not without its flaws. Now, in the future, time travel was a lucrative tourist industry. But the time travel industry was keeping one little fact to itself: two percent never came back. This cover-up was the work of the Agency. The Agency knew what others did not: that the past wasn&#39;t really the past but a complicated dynamic of individual perceptions of what the past might have been. The past isn&#39;t real and reality becomes a state of mind. While selling their particular brand of escapist entertainment and vacation packages, the Agency didn&#39;t bother to tell its clients or the populace in general that a war was going on--a time war. The Agency was spending its time in a neck-and-neck battle with the Temporary Underground. The battlefield was none other than the space-time continuum, the weapons were time-shifts and theoretical mathematics. Hartstein had no idea what his trip would be or where it would take him. </div>

The Bird of Time

<div><B>A plan to make a perfect world leads to its destruction in this science fiction thriller from the Hugo Award&ndash;winning author of <I>When Gravity Falls</I>.</B><BR /><BR /> In a wild and crazy novel composed equally of black humor and deep, humane insight, George Alec Effinger strips away the veneer of civilization, revealing the deep truths by which we all live. Without the culture we have accumulated, existence is sometimes a nightmare, sometimes absurd, sometimes courageous and wonderful. Utopia 3 is a movement spreading through the world, a project designed to mold everyone into people devoted to brotherhood and peace. A large portion of Europe is set aside for members of the pilot program. Each member is permitted to travel anywhere within the project, do anything, take anything without limit. Each person undergoes an indoctrination designed to prevent destructive or harmful acts. This is the meaning and hope of Utopia 3.<BR /><BR /> This story focuses on three people: Eileen Brant, a weary young woman escaping the dead-end life she was leading; Justin Benarcek, a man who tries either too hard or not at all; and Bo Staefler, who, accompanied by a silent Arab boy, accidentally joins Utopia 3 by standing too near the genuine members at the wrong moment. These three people are caught up in a growing scheme, a deadly and evil plan that threatens to destroy the project and, ultimately, the entire world. A conflict greater than any war in history is about to be unleashed and only Brant, Benarcek, and Staefler can hope to prevent it.  <I>Death in Florence</I> has also been published as <I>Utopia 3.</I></div>

Death in Florence

<div><B>Stories of schizophrenic cities, technocratic rule, and mistaken identities by the Hugo Award&ndash;winning author of <I>When Gravity Falls</I>.</B><BR /><BR /> In these eleven short stories by speculative fiction master George Alec Effinger, New York&#39;s populace must deal with the realities of a bi-polar existence; patients&#39; brains are cut to tiny pieces in a clinical search for the medical definition of bliss; a little child&#39;s natural fear of the dark is exploded into new mind-bending phobias and a cartoon favorite pays a personal visit to an aging, aching fan. Humor, sheer audacity, and an eclectic array of human fears and expectations placed against each other all make this collection a perfect representation of Effinger&#39;s unique voice. He is a truly remarkable talent and one not to be missed. </div>

Dirty Tricks

<div><B>From a Nebula Award winner: A &ldquo;phenomenal,&rdquo; action-packed tale of crime, corruption, and cybernetics (<I>Locus</I>).</B><BR /><BR /> Set in a divided near future, <I>The Exile Kiss</I> is author George Alec Effinger&rsquo;s third book about the high-tech Arab ghetto called the Budayeen. It is a world filled with mind- or mood-altering drugs for any purpose; brains enhanced by electronic hardware, with plug-in memory additions and new personalities; and bodies shaped to perfection by surgery.<BR /><BR /> Marid Audran, having risen from the rank of street hustler, is now an enforcer for Friedlander Bey, one of the most feared men in the Budayeen. But betrayal and exile send Marid and Bey out into the lifeless Arabian desert. Can they survive on their own? Will they make it back into hostile territory? Will they find their revenge?<BR /><BR /> With this culmination of the sequence of Marid books, readers will quickly understand why this series is considered one of the great works of modern SF and a defining example of the cyber-punk genre.</div>

The Exile Kiss

<div>Someone&rsquo;s about to rip off a sleepy little Louisiana town! Chuck&rsquo;s gang of truckers are geared for looting. When Tom masterminds a false hurricane alert&hellip;When sheriff Boshardt orders an evacuation of the town&hellip;When Chuck moves in to strip the town clean&hellip;Their cool caper escalates into a devastating triple-cross that rips the rooftops off everything from Miami to New Orleans&mdash;and nothing&mdash;no one will ever be the same! </div>

Felicia

<div><B>The Hugo Award&ndash;winning author returns to the futuristic, high-tech Middle East setting of <I>When Gravity Falls</I> in this &ldquo;major science fiction epic&rdquo; (<I>Locus</I>).</B><BR /><BR /> In a world filled with so many puppets, strings tend to get tangled. In this follow-up to the groundbreaking cyberpunk novel <I>When Gravity Fails</I>, the Budayeen is still a very dangerous place, a high-tech Arabian ghetto where power and murder go hand in hand.<BR /><BR /> Marid Audran used to be a low-level street hustler, relying on his wits and independence. Now he&rsquo;s a cop planted in the force by Friedlander Bey, the powerful &ldquo;godfather&rdquo; of the Budayeen. Marid is supposed to simply be Bey&rsquo;s envoy into the police, but as a series of grisly murders piles up&mdash;children, prostitutes, a fellow officer&mdash;he is drawn deeper and deeper into the city&rsquo;s chaos.<BR /><BR /> Would Marid give up all his newfound money and power to get out of this mess? Absolutely. If only he could. But answers are never that easy and choices are never completely one&rsquo;s own in the Budayeen.</div>

A Fire in the Sun

<div><B>A coming-of-old-age novel from the Hugo Award&ndash;winning author of <I>When Gravity Falls</I>. &ldquo;Engaging . . . spry, inventive, and often quite funny&rdquo; (<I>Kirkus Reviews</I>).</B><BR /><BR /> In HEROICS, Irene--like everyone in the future--struggles with boredom. Food, clothing, and all the necessities of human life have been taken care of. But, what does that leave of life itself? At eighty-two, Irene sets out on a pilgrimage across America hoping to find the answer. Along the way, she becomes transformed, both physically and by her interactions with other civilians all trying to cope with this new world.<BR /><BR /> Filled with wry humor and fantastic symbolism, HEROICS mixes adventure and philosophy in a way both engrossing and entertaining. Of this book, friend and fellow writer Harlan Ellsion said, &ldquo;It is the best Effinger yet&hellip;and for those of us who have been watching with amazement that is about as rich a compliment as you can expect from other envious authors. Damn him, he&rsquo;s good!&rdquo;<BR /><BR /> George Alec Effinger was a true master of satirical Science Fiction. Before his death in 2002, Effinger was a prolific novelist and short story writer, earning acclaim from his fans and peers, including a Nebula Award nomination for his first book WHAT ENTROPHY MEANS TO ME. In HEROICS, he revisits some of the themes and characters of that first book for startling, funny and poignant results. </div>

Heroics

<div><B>Stories that &ldquo;belong to a world that has been shaped not only by Asimov and Heinlein but also by Borges, Pynchon and Barthelme&rdquo; (<I>The New York Times</I>).</B><BR /><BR /> In IRRATIONAL NUMBERS, as with much of his work, author George Alec Effinger straddles the line between allegorical fantasy and science fiction. It&rsquo;s a vein Effinger mines for a deep, meaningful understanding of human nature. Challenging and disquieting in the way only the best fiction can be, this collection of eight magnificent pieces of fiction will have readers clamoring for more.<BR /><BR /> George Alec Effinger was a true master of satirical Science Fiction. Before his death in 2002, he gained the highest esteem amongst his peers for his pitch-perfect stylistic mimicry and his great insight into the human condition. Despite a life filled with chronic illness, Effinger was a prolific novelist and short story writer, earning multiple Nebula and Hugo Award nominations. </div>

Irrational Numbers

<div><B>The Hugo Award&ndash;winning author&rsquo;s &ldquo;most memorable short stories . . . a tribute from those who best knew his work&mdash;his friends, fellow writers, and editors&rdquo; (SFRevu).</B><BR /><BR /> George Alec Effinger was a true master of satirical Science Fiction. Before his death in 2002, he gained the highest esteem amongst his peers for his pitch-perfect stylistic mimicry and his great insight into the human condition. Despite a life filled with chronic illness and pain, Effinger was a prolific novelist and short story writer, earning multiple Nebula and Hugo Award nominations.<BR /><BR /> LIVE! FROM PLANET EARTH represents a very special look at the many works of this unique genius. These 22 short pieces have been specifically selected and introduced by his fellow writers and editors, from Michael Bishop to Jack Dann, Mike Resnick to Neil Gaiman. Each writes about his or her memories of Effinger and his legacy.<BR /><BR /> Included are &ldquo;The Aliens Who Knew, I Mean, Everything&rdquo; in which Earth is visited by benevolent aliens who happen to have annoying opinions about everything. &ldquo;Everything but Honor&rdquo; goes along as a black physicist time-travels to 1860 to murder a Civil War general. Also included here are Effinger&rsquo;s O.Niemand stories, which perfectly mimic the styles of Steinbeck, Hemingway and Twain. The results are a tour de force sure to please existing fans and make new fans of anyone who reads them. </div>

Live! From Planet Earth

<div><B>The world&rsquo;s first time traveler embarks on a multiverse misadventure in this madcap novel from &ldquo;one of SF&rsquo;s distinctively nutty voices!&rdquo; (<I>Chicago Tribune</I>).</B><BR /><BR /> Time travel: been there, done that &hellip; or at least Frank Mihalik has. On February 17, 1996, Frank discovers the secret to time-travel, or at least he thought he had. He must embark on a voyage through time and space in order to set things right. He must survive parallel universes in which--Oh my!--Shirley Temple plays the awesome role of Dorothy in &quot;The Wizard of Oz&quot;! Only his love, Cheryl, can save him, but he is almost tricked by a parallel-dimension Cheryl and potentially wrecks his love life. How will Frank survive this wild jerk through these dark counter-universes? And will our universe ever be the same? </div>

The Nick of Time

<div><B>Three slightly different versions of the same man inhabit three radically different versions of our world in this novel by a Nebula Award winner.</B><BR /><BR /> Ernest Weinraub, Ernst Weinraub, Ernst Weintraub&mdash;three slightly different versions of the same name, the same man. Each incarnation of Weintraub/Weinraub inhabits a different version of our world: Ernest Weinraub lives in a maddeningly overcrowded New York, a hellish near-future world where sanity and life are imperiled by a nightmare of pollution, overpopulation and manic power games played by the six despotic men who rule Earth; Ernst Weinraub is a poet and an intellectual who lives in a decadent world in which America has never been colonized, Europe and Asia are crumbling, and Africa has only one populated city, a world where drink, drugs and sex reduce human being to little more than animals and a man feels himself being sucked under with all the others; Ernst Weintraub, an idealistic revolutionary, lives in a world in which the Allies lost the First World War to &ldquo;Jermany&rdquo; and people are forced into a terror-ridden underground existence as tyranny rides roughshod over man and civilization.<BR /><BR /> The single factor uniting these startlingly different worlds is Weinraub/Weintraub. But even he is molded and distorted, it would appear, by the various environments and societies, and his problems seem entirely different in each of the three worlds. Yet, as the book progresses, both he and the reader learn that neither time nor place matters&mdash;every person must sooner or later make certain basic decisions.<BR /><BR /><I>Relatives</I> is a novel about personality and about duty, chiefly one&rsquo;s duty to the state. The Weinraub/Weintraub variations are carefully orchestrated so that each tells the same story while presenting vastly varying reasons for a single outcome. Once having experienced these three powerful visions of an individual&rsquo;s interaction with society, one is compelled to consider, and reconsider, the foundations of moral and social responsibility. </div>

Relatives

<div><B>A novel of first alien contact&mdash;and the conspiracy it unveils&mdash;from the Hugo Award&ndash;winning author of <I>When Gravity Falls</I>. </B><BR /><BR /> &ldquo;Because it&rsquo;s there&rdquo;&mdash;that was why Earth men climbed Mt. Everest and why, in 2017, they set out for the distant star Wolf 359. In 1988 they had learned that intelligent inhabitants from a planet orbiting Wolf 359 had been signaling Earth. That fact was reason enough to dispatch a manned probe to explore and investigate. But perhaps there was another reason for the journey&mdash;a reason too incredible for Earth people ever to imagine, a reason they may never understand, even when they land on the planet they call Jennings&rsquo; World.<BR /><BR /> Author George Alec Effinger was a true master of satirical science fiction. Before his death in 2002 he gained the highest esteem among his peers for his pitch-perfect stylistic mimicry and his great insight into the human condition. Despite a life filled with chronic illness, Effinger was a prolific novelist and short story writer, earning multiple Nebula and Hugo Award nominations.</div>

Those Gentle Voices

<div><B>Science fiction stories that offer &ldquo;a poignant glimpse into the author&rsquo;s psyche</B><B> . . . this bittersweet collection [is] one to be cherished&rdquo; (<I>Publishers Weekly</I>).</B><BR /><BR /> When we first meet Courane, he must face down TECT, the self-aware computer that has come to control Earth and its colonial planets. Exiled to Planet D, Courane races to cure the debilitating disease that attacks each of the planet&rsquo;s residents, even as his own memory begins to fade. Unfortunately, his only source of information about the illness is TECT itself, and the computer&rsquo;s agenda doesn&rsquo;t seem to line up with Courane&rsquo;s.<BR /><BR /> In the seven other stories contained in <I>A Thousand Deaths</I>, Courane begins to blur reality and fiction as Effinger expertly plays with narrative conventions. However, these are not simply the whims of a science fiction writer; they are the frameworks the Nebula and Hugo Award&ndash;nominated author uses to answer questions about existence no one else even thought to ask.    While George Alec Effinger&rsquo;s Budayeen novel <I>When Gravity Fails</I> is perhaps his most famous work, his lesser-known novel <I>The Wolves of Memory</I> remained his favorite. In it, he introduced readers to Sandor Courane, an everyman and Effinger stand-in who struggles as he swims against the currents of fate. In life and in his multiple deaths, Sandor Courane serves as the unifying force in this collection of Effinger&rsquo;s stories, starting with <I>The Wolves of Memory</I> and getting ever more clever and off the wall from there.</div>

A Thousand Deaths

<div><B>Nebula Award Finalist</B><BR /><BR /> Doctor, watch out! As Dore stood by, he saw the Doctor backing slowly into the corner where he would meet his fate. Initially defending himself with a torch, the Doctor searched frantically for a new method of defense. The crimson mass is lunging forward using long, tentacle-like attachments: what is that thing? Slowly the subhuman blob comes in to focus, and Dore realizes...it&#39;s a colossal radish! This is a monster never before wrestled with; what are they going to do? After reading this vegetative tale, you won&#39;t look at your garden the same way again. </div>

What Entropy Means to Me

<div><B>In a futuristic Middle East, plug-ins can turn anyone into a killer in this &ldquo;wry and black and savage&rdquo; Nebula and Hugo award finalist (George R. R. Martin).</B><BR />  <BR /> Set in a high-tech near future featuring an ascendant Muslim world and divided Western superpowers, this cult classic takes us into a world with mind- or mood-altering drugs for any purpose, brains enhanced by electronic hardware with plug-in memory additions and modules offering the wearer new personalities, and bodies shaped to perfection by surgery. Marid Audran, an unmodified and fairly honest street hustler, lives in a decadent Arab ghetto, the Budayeen, and holds on tight to his cherished independence.<BR />  <BR /> Then, against his best instincts, he becomes involved in a series of inexplicable murders. Some seem like routine assassinations, carried out with an old-fashioned handgun by a man wearing a plug-in James Bond persona; others, involving whores, feature prolonged torture and horrible mutilations. Soon the problem comes to the attention of Budayeen godfather Friedlander Bey&mdash;who makes Audran an offer he can&rsquo;t refuse.<BR />  <BR /> Nominated for the Nebula and Hugo awards, the highest honors in the genre, <I>When Gravity Fails</I>, which introduced the cyberpunk Budayeen Cycle, is a pioneering work the <I>Denver Post</I> called &ldquo;superior science fiction&rdquo; and Harlan Ellison described as &ldquo;crazy as a spider on ice skates . . . plain old terrific.&rdquo;</div>

When Gravity Fails

<div><B>A &ldquo;brilliant collection&rdquo; of short stories set in a &ldquo;marvelously realized, imaginary Muslim city&rdquo; from the Hugo and Nebula Award&ndash;winning author (<I>Publishers Weekly</I>, starred review).</B><BR /><BR /> Long identified as a science fiction writer, except in his own eyes, George Alec Effinger had some of his biggest critical and commercial success with a series even he recognized and characterized as SF. Set in the marvelously realized, imaginary Muslim city of Budayeen, the three novels, When Gravity Fails, A Fire in the Sun and The Exile Kiss garnered rave reviews, award nominations and a wide readership. In addition, Effinger came to be recognized as one of the foundational writers of cyberpunk. Although the novels are perhaps how Budayeen and their hero, Marid Audran, are best known, there are a handful of shorter pieces that add to the vividly drawn and deeply authentic picture of an imagined world and seven short stories, the first part of an uncompleted novel and a story fragment add to the mental images of this exotic and yet somehow completely familiar city and world that Effinger created. This book was originally published by Golden Gryphon Press and comes with a Forword and story notes by Effinger&#39;s widow, Barbara Hambly. The lead story in this collection, &quot;Schrodinger&#39;s Kitten,&quot; won the Hugo, Nebula and Seiun Awards. </div>

Budayeen Nights

<div><B>The complete Hugo and Nebula Award&ndash;nominated cyberpunk trilogy by an author whose work is &ldquo;wry and black and savage&rdquo; (George R. R. Martin). </B><BR /><BR /> Praised as &ldquo;a perfect example of how exciting the subgenre can and should be,&rdquo; George Alec Effinger&rsquo;s Budayeen Cycle is a towering and timeless science fiction achievement that continues to amaze, shock, and captivate readers (<I>SF Signal</I>).<BR />  <BR /><I>When Gravity Fails</I>: Set in a high-tech near future featuring an ascendant Muslim world and divided Western superpowers, this cult classic takes readers into a world with mind- or mood-altering drugs for any purpose, brains enhanced by electronic hardware, and surgically altered bodies. Street hustler Mar&icirc;d Audran has always prided himself on his independence, free from commitments, connections, and even cybernetic modifications. But when a string of brutal murders lands him on the radar of Friedlander Bey, the most powerful and dangerous man in the decadent Arab ghetto, the Budayeen, Audran is forced to change his loner ways, or risk losing his life . . .<BR />  <BR /><I>A Fire in the Sun</I>: Once a small-time smuggler, Mar&icirc;d Audran has, to his chagrin, moved up in the ranks of the criminal underworld to become a lieutenant in Friedlander Bey&rsquo;s shadowy empire. Tasked with being Bey&rsquo;s eyes and ears inside local law enforcement, Audran finds himself tracking yet another serial killer through the streets of the Budayeen. And the closer he gets to his target, the more embroiled he becomes in the deadly political machinations hidden behind the city&rsquo;s fa&ccedil;ade.<BR />  <BR /><I>The Exile Kiss</I>: Mar&icirc;d Audran is finally learning to appreciate the wealth and benefits that come from being on Friedlander Bey&rsquo;s payroll when a powerful enemy does the unthinkable, and gets both Audran and Bey exiled from the Budayeen. Abandoned in the lifeless and lethal Arabian Desert, Audran and Bey have only one option: survive long enough to exact revenge on the man responsible.</div>

George Alec Effinger

Books By George Alec Effinger (18 Books)