The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks

A parody relationship book about how misogynistic men can attract and dominate women on their terms.

Congratulations, man! By picking up The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks, you are just pages away from finally understanding:

- How a five-dollar date can get you laid

- How to stop being friends with girls and start getting them in the sack

- Where you'll have the best odds of finding a one-night stand, and how to get rid of the chick the next morning

- How to trick a woman into thinking you're classy, even if you have holes in your underwear

- Why fat chicks always try to keep you from banging their hot friends, and how to finally stop these evil creatures

- How to stop your wife from nagging you into an early grave

- How to watch six hours of football, put the moves on your neighbor's hot daughter, and leave the toilet seat up in the same day

- And much more

Unlike all the other candy-ass relationship books on the market, The Complete A**hole's Guide to Handling Chicks is about controlling the women in your life, and never having to say you're sorry . . . EVER AGAIN! We'll show you how women can be manipulated, frustrated, and ultimately dominated throughout the course of a man's life. By illustrating the insanity of the female mind, we'll show you why the flawed chick psyche causes them to continuously fall for the a**hole, no matter how many times they get burned.

So grab a six-pack, order a pizza, and get your hand out of your pants because you're about to read the most perverse, sadistic, and hysterical relationship book ever written.