Helen and Troy's Epic Road Quest

A minotaur girl, an all-American boy, and a three-legged dog hit the road where every exit—whether they like or not—leads to adventure in this fantasy by the Alex Award–winning author of Gil’s All Fright Diner.

“Martinez's full-blown comic talent places him in a category with Piers Anthony and Terry Pratchett as a master of comedic fantasy.” —Library Journal

Witness the epic battle of the cyclops!Visit the endangered dragon preserve! Please, no slaying.Solve the mystery of The Mystery Cottage, if you dare!Buy some knickknacks from The Fates! They might come in handy later.

On a road trip across an enchanted America in a classic car, Helen and Troy will discover all this and more. If the curse placed upon them by an ancient god doesn't kill them or the pack of reluctant orc assassins don't catch up to them, Helen and Troy might reach the end their journey in one piece, where they might just end up destroying the world. Or at least a state or two . . .