<div><B>The funniest alien in the universe lands on the galaxy&rsquo;s weirdest planet: Earth</B><BR /> On the planet Crouton, kids never have to straighten their rooms or make their own beds. That&rsquo;s because their rooms aren&rsquo;t crooked, and when they need beds, they just buy them. It&rsquo;s a pretty neat place. But when Funny Boy&mdash;a Croutonian smart-aleck with the galaxy&rsquo;s best sense of humor&mdash;shoots his brother with a spitball, his parents strap him into a spaceship and blast him to Earth. Things get strange from the minute his spaceship crash-lands in the underwear factory. A planet-gobbling alien is about to attack his new home, and Funny Boy doesn&rsquo;t have any weapons besides a talking dog and a razor-sharp wit. But there is good news: Something about Earth&rsquo;s atmosphere has made Funny Boy even funnier. His job is to crack the jokes, but he needs somebody to turn the pages. So get to it! Earth won&rsquo;t save itself! This ebook features an illustrated biography of Dan Gutman including rare images from the author&rsquo;s personal collection.<BR /><BR /> Funny Boy Meets the Airsick Alien from Andromeda <I>is the 1st book in Funny Boy, but you may enjoy reading the series in any order.</I></div>

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Funny Boy Meets the Airsick Alien from Andromeda

<div><B>When America&rsquo;s cows go on strike, a gang of interstellar cheeses land on Earth</B><BR /> The nation&rsquo;s cattle have gotten too smart for their own good. Tired of letting humans steal their milk, American cows have gone on strike. This is great news for every kid who hates drinking his milk, but trouble for anybody who likes cheese. Funny Boy&mdash;a joke-telling superhero who was sent to Earth from the planet Crouton&mdash;is mourning the cheese shortage when five giant cheeses fall on Wisconsin, squashing an unlucky farmer named George Gouda. That alone would be weird enough, but the cheeses also talk. The cheeses are aliens from the faraway planet Chattanooga, and they have come to stop the cheese shortage. The country&rsquo;s woe is ended, but something about the aliens&rsquo; story stinks worse than month-old Muenster. It will take Funny Boy and his galactic sense of humor to curdle these curds before America starts to spoil. This ebook features an illustrated biography of Dan Gutman including rare images from the author&rsquo;s personal collection.<BR /><BR /> Funny Boy Takes on the Chit-Chatting Cheeses from Chattanooga <I>is the 3rd book in Funny Boy, but you may enjoy reading the series in any order.</I></div>

Funny Boy Takes on the Chit-Chatting Cheeses from Chattanooga

<div><B>Funny Boy faces his biggest threat yet&mdash;a plaque attack!</B><BR /> Funny Boy&rsquo;s super-powered sense of humor has saved the world from airsick aliens, bubble-brained barbers, and a chain of chitchatting cheeses. It&rsquo;s even won him the love of his life: Tupper Camembert. But this riddle-flinging superhero&rsquo;s work is far from over. When the president of the United States is summoned for a cleaning with Dr. Denny the dentist, he knows something is wrong&mdash;he doesn&rsquo;t even have an appointment! This is a job for Funny Boy, who must once again use every joke in his arsenal to destroy the evil dentist villain and his hygienist henchmen. But does Funny Boy know enough dentist jokes to save the planet from an invasion of plaque? This ebook features an illustrated biography of Dan Gutman including rare images from the author&rsquo;s personal collection.<BR /><BR /> Funny Boy Meets the Dumbbell Dentist from Deimos (with Dangerous Dental Decay) <I>is the 4th book in Funny Boy, but you may enjoy reading the series in any order.</I></div>

Funny Boy Meets the Dumbbell Dentist from Deimos (with Dangerous Dental Decay)

<div><B>Exiled on Earth, Funny Boy must save his new planet from an evil haircut</B><BR /> Never spit spitballs at your brother. That&rsquo;s the lesson Funny Boy learned on his last day on the planet Crouton, when his parents strapped him to a rocket and shot him to Earth as punishment for misbehaving. But just like Superman, this exiled Croutonian gained powers when he landed on the new world. He&rsquo;s not super strong, super fast, or super stylish, but his super sense of humor lets him crack jokes faster than a speeding bullet, and leap over boring situations with a single pun. But now he must face the least hilarious thing in the universe: the first day of school. As he tries to fit in among his human peers, Funny Boy learns that three intergalactic barbers have come to steal every strand of hair on Earth. He&rsquo;ll have to dust off his freshest material to stop them, because everybody knows there&rsquo;s nothing funny about a bad haircut. This ebook features an illustrated biography of Dan Gutman including rare images from the author&rsquo;s personal collection.<BR /><BR /> Funny Boy Versus the Bubble-Brained Barbers from the Big Bang <I>is the 2nd book in Funny Boy, but you may enjoy reading the series in any order.</I></div>

Funny Boy Versus the Bubble-Brained Barbers from the Big Bang

<div><B>A fun, funny, and informative guide to the weird world of American politics</B> How does the president get his job? How do people know who will win an election before everybody&rsquo;s voted? Do the candidates hate each other? Dan Gutman takes on his strangest subject ever: the American political system. Reaching through history from the days of the founding fathers to today&rsquo;s voting system, Gutman tackles complex subjects in a clear, easy-to-understand way. Even grown-ups will find something in here that they&rsquo;ve never learned before. Politics are a crazy game, and with Dan Gutman teaching you the rules, you&rsquo;re going to have a blast learning how to play.</div>

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<div><b>A special four-in-one edition of Dan Gutman&rsquo;s hilarious and delightful Funny Boy series</b><BR>In <i>Funny Boy Meets the Airsick Alien from Andromeda</i>, Funny Boy&mdash;a smart-aleck from the planet Crouton with the galaxy&rsquo;s best sense of humor&mdash;shoots his brother with a spitball, and his parents strap him into a spaceship and blast him to Earth. Things get strange right away. A planet-gobbling alien is about to attack his new home, and Funny Boy doesn&rsquo;t have any weapons besides a talking dog and a razor-sharp wit.<BR>In <i>Funny Boy Versus the Bubble-Brained Barbers from the Big Bang</i>, Funny Boy, just like Superman, has mastered the powers he gained when he landed on Earth. He&rsquo;s not super strong or super fast, but his super sense of humor lets him crack jokes faster than a speeding bullet. Now he must face the least hilarious thing in the universe: the first day of school. As he tries to fit in among his human peers, Funny Boy learns that three intergalactic barbers have come to steal every strand of hair on Earth. He&rsquo;ll have to dust off his freshest material to stop them, because everybody knows there&rsquo;s nothing funny about a bad haircut.<BR>In <i>Funny Boy Takes on the Chit-Chatting Cheeses from Chattanooga</i>, the nation&rsquo;s cattle have gotten too smart for their own good. Tired of letting humans steal their milk, American cows have gone on strike. This is trouble for anybody who likes cheese. Funny Boy is mourning the cheese shortage when five giant cheeses fall on Wisconsin, and then begin to talk. The cheeses are aliens from the faraway planet Chattanooga, and they have come to stop the shortage. The country&rsquo;s woe is ended, but something about the aliens&rsquo; story stinks worse than month-old Muenster. It will take Funny Boy and his galactic sense of humor to curdle these curds before America starts to spoil.<BR>And in <i>Funny Boy Meets the Dumbbell Dentist from Deimos (with Dangerous Dental Decay)</i>, Funny Boy&rsquo;s super-powered sense of humor has won him the love of his life: Tupper Camembert. But this riddle-flinging superhero&rsquo;s work is far from over. When the president of the United States is summoned for a cleaning with Dr. Denny the dentist, he knows something is wrong&mdash;he doesn&rsquo;t even have an appointment! This is a job for Funny Boy, who must once again use every joke in his arsenal to destroy the evil dentist villain and his hygienist henchmen.</div>

Dan Gutman

Books By Dan Gutman (6 Books)

Funny Boy Meets the Airsick Alien from Andromeda

Funny Boy Takes on the Chit-Chatting Cheeses from Chattanooga

Funny Boy Meets the Dumbbell Dentist from Deimos (with Dangerous Dental Decay)

Funny Boy Versus the Bubble-Brained Barbers from the Big Bang

Election!

The Funny Boy Adventures

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Dan Gutman

Books By Dan Gutman (6 Books)

Funny Boy Meets the Airsick Alien from Andromeda

Funny Boy Takes on the Chit-Chatting Cheeses from Chattanooga

Funny Boy Meets the Dumbbell Dentist from Deimos (with Dangerous Dental Decay)

Funny Boy Versus the Bubble-Brained Barbers from the Big Bang

Election!

The Funny Boy Adventures

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